I like to write about celebs to make myself feel like a better person. Who is not in rehab...yet. 
Is the world coming to an end? Heidi and Spencer from "The Hills" fame have started up a social-networking site. For those not familiar with social-networking sites, get your head out of your ass and Google facebook or myspace. Better yet, go to my myspace and add me as a friend.
Speidiweb is the innovative name of their brain child creation. It's their names combined, get it, Spencer + Heidi = shoot me in my motherf*cking head.
“Heidi and I just launched SPEIDIWEB which is our ALL NEW website, blog, and social network. I have 6 new blogs posted this week. We will both be uploading EXCLUSIVE content directly from our cell phones 3-5 times per week.”
Awesome, EXCLUSIVE content from their cell phones! The quality will be amazing. I can't wait to join and promote my penis as a member. I'm sure Heidi will add me as a friend then. SWEET!
***Ed. Note - The Site is currently down, so this could all be a facecious rumor, one can only pray. My source says it is from traffic overload.